A WORD OF ADVICE

Dear Self-Publishing Company,

If you're going to spend the the money on stationary and postage to solicit me, you should probably spell my name correctly. Or at least come close. I have no idea who Beth Chybik is.

Oh, and you might want to spend two seconds googling the writers you're soliciting. Note: A writer who's currently writing for a major NYC publisher (and getting paid for it) probably isn't interested in your services. But thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Beth Ciotta

Comments

Olga said…
Lol! And well put indeed!
Mary Stella said…
You mean Beth Chybik isn't a pseudonym for those XXXX rated books?

(Just kidding.)
Barb said…
Oh Mary. That's hilarious!

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